You're in a cult
YOU’RE IN A CULT
This isn’t an insult. It’s a diagnosis. You’re in a Cult is for anyone who’s tired of watching people blindly follow leaders, slogans, and conspiracy theories like they’re gospel. It’s for the ones who know that loyalty isn’t a virtue when it’s built on fear, manipulation, and propaganda.
This design is for anyone who refuses to be gaslit into believing that questioning authority is “disloyal,” and who understands that a cult doesn’t need a secret room—it just needs followers who stop thinking.
Wear it because you’re done pretending “trust the leader” is a personality trait.
Wear it because sarcasm is sometimes the clearest language.
Or wear it because you know silence is its own kind of agreement—and you’re not interested in that.
Either way, the message lands exactly how it’s meant to.
Wear it boldly.
Stand unshaken.
You’re in a cult.
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Size Chart
| Measurement | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Body Length | 26 3/5 | 28 | 29 2/5 | 30 3/4 | 31 3/5 | 32 1/2 | 33 1/2 |
| Body Length Tolerance | +/- 1 1/4 | +/- 1 1/4 | +/- 1 1/4 | +/- 1 1/4 | +/- 1 1/4 | +/- 1 1/4 | +/- 1 1/4 |
| Chest Tolerance | +/- 1 | +/- 1 | +/- 1 | +/- 1 | +/- 1 | +/- 1 | +/- 1 |
| Chest Width (Laid Flat) | 18 1/4 | 20 1/4 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 27 3/4 | 29 3/4 |
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