Democracy's Collapsin' But These Wieners Be Slappin'
The republic is on fire and the hot dogs are still elite.
This design says it loud: "Democracy's Collapsin' But These Wieners Be Slappin'." A duck in a stars-and-stripes ballcap and a raccoon in star-spangled clogs, both rocking star-shaped sunglasses, grinning like nothing is wrong. One waves the American flag. One sips a patriotic soda. Both hold a loaded hot dog like it's the last good thing left in America.
It's doom-scrolling with mustard.
It's gallows humor with a side of relish.
It's what you do when the news is bleak and the cookout is not.
Wear it to the barbecue.
Wear it to the protest.
Wear it because coping is a team sport.
Democracy's collapsin'. The wieners are still slappin'.
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