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Don't Read To Me

Don’t Read to Me

A twist on a historic symbol — reimagined with sharp satire and unapologetic edge.

This design flips familiar imagery into a modern political statement. The coiled snake, once a symbol of resistance, is paired with bold lettering that challenges authority, rhetoric, and selective outrage. It’s layered, ironic, and meant to spark conversation.

Printed on a classic olive hoodie, the artwork stands out with strong contrast and clean linework, giving it that protest-poster energy while keeping it wearable. The structured fit and rich tone make it easy to style, while the message does the heavy lifting.

This isn’t subtle.
It isn’t neutral.
And it’s not meant to be.

For those who appreciate political satire with bite — and aren’t afraid to wear it.

$24.00
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Don't Read To Me

$24.00
Material Details

A soft, garment-dyed tee designed for a relaxed, sun-washed look—and made to be worn often. The dye process gives each piece natural variation, celebrating individuality over “perfectly uniform” color and helping you keep it in rotation season after season.

Materials & weight

  • 5.3 oz (180 GSM)
  • 100% combed ring spun cotton (garment-dyed)

Thoughtful construction

  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability
  • 1x1 rib knit neckline for shape retention
  • Tear-away label

Color variation (by design)

Garment-dyeing creates unique character in each tee. Expect slight color variation in production and washing. For printing, white ink may need special consideration on garment-dyed cotton.

Care to extend wear

  • Machine wash cold with like colors
  • Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed
  • Tumble dry low
  • Warm iron if necessary
Size Chart
SizeXSSMLXL2XL3XL4XL
Body Length (Back)27282930313232.533
Chest (Width)19.52122.52425.5272931
Sleeve Length (CB)34.253535.7536.537.253838.7539.5