Go Directly To Jail: Do Not Pass Mar-A-Lago, Do Not Collect Pardons

The board game rules finally apply to everyone.

This design takes the classic "Go Directly To Jail" card and gives it a very specific twist. A baton-wielding cop in a retro cartoon style hauls a swept-back, yellow-haired figure away by the collar, with the bold text "Do Not Pass Mar-A-Lago, Do Not Collect Pardons" printed across the bottom. No detours. No golf weekend. No get-out-of-jail-free card.

It rejects the idea that money buys immunity.
It rejects the idea that power rewrites the rules.
It rejects the idea that some people are above the law.

Wear it to the protest.
Wear it to the group chat showdown.
Wear it because accountability shouldn't be a fantasy.

Go directly to jail. Do not pass Mar-A-Lago.