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I Only Marry Immigrants - Hands Off United
I Only Marry Immigrants - Hands Off United
I Only Marry Immigrants - Hands Off United
I Only Marry Immigrants - Hands Off United
I Only Marry Immigrants - Hands Off United
I Only Marry Immigrants - Hands Off United
I Only Marry Immigrants - Hands Off United

I Only Marry Immigrants

I Only Marry Immigrants

A little humor — with a point behind it.

This design blends personality with perspective, turning a bold statement into something that celebrates culture, connection, and the value of diverse backgrounds.

It’s playful.
It’s confident.
It’s intentionally unexpected.

Because who you choose says a lot about what you value.

$24.00
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I Only Marry Immigrants

$24.00
Material Details

A relaxed, throwback-inspired tee with an oversized fit, dropped shoulders, and a substantial heavyweight feel. The denser fabric gives it a structured look while still feeling comfortable and easy to wear, making it a great choice for casual everyday styling.

Made from soft combed ring spun cotton, this tee has a durable construction that holds its shape well while maintaining a laid-back feel. Select heather colors include polyester for added texture and durability, while the natural undyed option keeps the raw look of minimally processed cotton.

Materials & weight
  • 6.5 oz (220 GSM)
  • 100% combed ring spun cotton
  • Light Heather Grey: 90% cotton / 10% polyester
  • Heathered Charcoal: 60% cotton / 40% polyester
  • Heavyweight fabric with a soft, structured feel
  • Natural undyed color option has minimal processing for an authentic cotton look
Construction details
  • Oversized fit for a relaxed, trend-forward silhouette
  • Drop shoulder construction for a casual look
  • 1x1 rib knit neckline for a clean finish
  • Back neck tape for added structure
  • Side-seamed construction for shape retention
  • Tear-away label for added comfort
Care instructions
  • Machine wash cold with like colors
  • Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed
  • Tumble dry low
  • Warm iron if necessary
Size Chart
SizeLengthChestSleeveBody Chest
XS2719 1/419 5/832-34
S2820 3/420 1/835-37
M2922 1/420 1/238-40
L3023 3/42141-43
XL3125 1/421 3/844-46
2XL3226 3/421 7/847-49
3XL32 1/228 3/422 3/850-53
4XL3330 3/42354-57