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Lesbians Eat What?! - Hands Off United
Lesbians Eat What?! - Hands Off United
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Lesbians Eat What?! - Hands Off United
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Lesbians Eat What?!

LESBIANS EAT WHAT?! TEE

Spoiler alert: it’s not a scandal.
This shirt is for anyone who’s tired of the weird obsession with queer people’s lives—especially when it comes to what they eat, who they love, or how they live. If you’re done with the “lol what do lesbians even do?” nonsense, this tee is your perfect response: we eat. we live. we exist. And yes, we do it loudly.

This design is for the people who understand that curiosity is fine… but harassment is not. Because when someone is trying to make your identity into a joke, they’re not being funny—they’re being disrespectful.

Because here’s the truth:
Queer people aren’t a mystery.
They’re just people.
And they’re not here to entertain you.

Wear it boldly.
Stand unshaken.
Lesbians eat what?! 🏳️🌈✨

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Lesbians Eat What?!

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Material Details

Soft, substantial, and made for an easy lived-in feel, this heavyweight tee has a relaxed fit with the broken-in comfort of a favorite shirt from day one. The garment-dyed finish gives each piece natural character and subtle color variation for a casual, vintage-inspired look.

Made from soft ring spun cotton, it has a sturdy feel without being stiff. The seamless body, reinforced neckline, and durable stitching help it keep its shape while staying comfortable enough for everyday wear.

Materials & weight
  • 6.1 oz
  • 100% US ring spun cotton
  • Soft-washed, garment-dyed fabric
  • Natural color variation may occur due to the garment-dyeing process
Construction details
  • Relaxed fit for an easy, comfortable silhouette
  • Classic-width rib collar with top-stitching
  • Twill-taped neck and shoulders for added structure
  • Seamless body for a smooth fit
  • Double-needle stitching at the collar and bottom hem for added durability
Care instructions
  • Machine wash cold inside out with like colors
  • Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed
  • Tumble dry low
  • Do not iron
  • Do not dry clean
Size Chart
SizeLengthChestSleeveBody Chest
S26 5/818 1/416 1/436-37
M2820 1/417 3/438-40
L29 3/8221942-44
XL30 3/42420 1/246-48
2XL31 5/82621 3/450-52
3XL32 1/227 3/423 1/454-56
4XL33 1/229 3/424 5/858-60
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