Silly Goose But Serious About The Constitution

Goofy on the outside. Dead serious where it counts.

This design puts a white goose in a powdered judge's wig, sipping from a pink "USA" mug, surrounded by little blue and gold stars. Above it: "Silly Goose." Below it: "But Serious About The Constitution." It's retro-cartoon fun with a spine of steel.

It laughs at the chaos.
It refuses to shrug at the rule of law.
It knows you can honk and still hold the line.

Wear it to the protest.
Wear it to the polls.
Wear it because the Constitution deserves defenders who don't take themselves too seriously, but take it very seriously. Silly goose, serious about the Constitution.