The Original Illegal Immigrants

History has a funny way of forgetting its own guest list.

This design puts three buckle-hat Pilgrims front and center, rendered in a bold illustrated style, with a goose swooping in over one shoulder and a woven basket in hand. Above them in black gothic lettering: "The Original." Below them: "Illegal Immigrants." No papers. No permits. No invitation. Just a boat, a lot of confidence, and a whole continent that already had people living on it.

It mocks the hypocrisy.
It mocks the selective memory.
It mocks anyone who forgot how their own family tree got here.

Wear it to Thanksgiving dinner.
Wear it to the next immigration debate.
Wear it because the history is the punchline.

The Original Illegal Immigrants. Say it loud and let the table get quiet.