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Carry Yourself With The Confidence Of A Mediocre White Man - Hands Off United

Carry Yourself With The Confidence Of A Mediocre White Man

Carry Yourself With The Confidence Of A Mediocre White Man

For those who like their humor sharp and their fashion unapologetic. This shirt is for anyone tired of watching average dudes act like they’re experts on everything just because they’ve got the loudest voice in the room. Spoiler: confidence doesn’t equal competence.

This design calls out the people who think entitlement is a personality trait. If you’re done watching mediocrity get promoted into authority, this tee is your reminder that arrogance is not a skill—it’s a choice.

Made with premium, comfortable fabric and a message that hits like a savage mic drop, this piece is more than clothing—it’s a reminder to stay humble, stay smart, and never let ego run the show.

Wear it boldly.
Stand unshaken.
Carry yourself with the confidence of a mediocre white man.
🔥✨

$24.00
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Carry Yourself With The Confidence Of A Mediocre White Man

$24.00
Material Details

Soft, substantial, and made for an easy lived-in feel, this heavyweight tee has a relaxed fit with the broken-in comfort of a favorite shirt from day one. The garment-dyed finish gives each piece natural character and subtle color variation for a casual, vintage-inspired look.

Made from soft ring spun cotton, it has a sturdy feel without being stiff. The seamless body, reinforced neckline, and durable stitching help it keep its shape while staying comfortable enough for everyday wear.

Materials & weight
  • 6.1 oz
  • 100% US ring spun cotton
  • Soft-washed, garment-dyed fabric
  • Natural color variation may occur due to the garment-dyeing process
Construction details
  • Relaxed fit for an easy, comfortable silhouette
  • Classic-width rib collar with top-stitching
  • Twill-taped neck and shoulders for added structure
  • Seamless body for a smooth fit
  • Double-needle stitching at the collar and bottom hem for added durability
Care instructions
  • Machine wash cold inside out with like colors
  • Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed
  • Tumble dry low
  • Do not iron
  • Do not dry clean
Size Chart
SizeLengthChestSleeveBody Chest
S26 5/818 1/416 1/436-37
M2820 1/417 3/438-40
L29 3/8221942-44
XL30 3/42420 1/246-48
2XL31 5/82621 3/450-52
3XL32 1/227 3/423 1/454-56
4XL33 1/229 3/424 5/858-60