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Carry Yourself With The Confidence Of A Mediocre White Man

Carry Yourself With The Confidence Of A Mediocre White Man

For those who like their humor sharp and their fashion unapologetic. This shirt is for anyone tired of watching average dudes act like they’re experts on everything just because they’ve got the loudest voice in the room. Spoiler: confidence doesn’t equal competence.

This design calls out the people who think entitlement is a personality trait. If you’re done watching mediocrity get promoted into authority, this tee is your reminder that arrogance is not a skill—it’s a choice.

Made with premium, comfortable fabric and a message that hits like a savage mic drop, this piece is more than clothing—it’s a reminder to stay humble, stay smart, and never let ego run the show.

Wear it boldly.
Stand unshaken.
Carry yourself with the confidence of a mediocre white man.
🔥✨

$28.00
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Carry Yourself With The Confidence Of A Mediocre White Man

$28.00
Material Details

Fabric & Fit:

Soft, garment-dyed ring-spun cotton with a relaxed fit and classic ribbed neckline. Designed for comfort, durability, and that perfectly worn-in feel. Unisex sizing.

Sustainability:

Made using low-impact, OEKO-TEX® certified dyes and responsibly sourced cotton in ethically certified facilities.

1717

Size Chart
MeasurementSMLXL2XL3XL4XL
Body Length26 3/52829 2/530 3/431 3/532 1/233 1/2
Body Length Tolerance+/- 1 1/4+/- 1 1/4+/- 1 1/4+/- 1 1/4+/- 1 1/4+/- 1 1/4+/- 1 1/4
Chest Tolerance+/- 1+/- 1+/- 1+/- 1+/- 1+/- 1+/- 1
Chest Width (Laid Flat)18 1/420 1/422242627 3/429 3/4