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No You Can't Have Greenland

No, You Can’t Have Greenland

Sweet smile. Sharp message.

This design uses vintage charm to deliver modern political satire — calling out the mindset that treats countries like property and power like entitlement. The retro kitchen scene isn’t about baking. It’s about boundaries.

“You haven’t even finished your Venezuela yet.”

It’s a pointed reminder of the long history of intervention, influence, and the assumption that more can always be taken.

Wear it because the world isn’t anyone’s to claim.
Wear it because satire speaks when diplomacy fails.
Wear it because some messages land harder with a smile.

$24.00
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No You Can't Have Greenland

$24.00
Material Details

The Re-Tee (C-FREE®)

The affordable Re-Tee is made from 100% recycled fabric and never re-dyed, using reclaimed materials that might otherwise end up in a landfill. It’s soft, comfortable, and built to last—proof that doing better for the planet can feel good in every way.

Each garment carries its own unique character due to the reclaimed production process. Slight color variation is part of what makes it special.

Fabric & Fit

5.3 oz (180 GSM)

60% recycled cotton / 40% recycled polyester, 24 singles

Light Heather Grey: 54% recycled cotton / 40% recycled polyester / 6% recycled rayon, 24 singles

Relaxed fit

1x1 rib knit neckline

Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Side vents

Tag-free label

Sustainability

This is a C-FREE® certified product. Each shirt’s carbon footprint is measured and reduced from cradle to grave through a combination of preferred materials and verified carbon offset projects via the ClimeCo Certified Product™ Program.

We start by using at least 50% preferred materials, then offset the remaining impact with third-party verified carbon reduction initiatives—because sustainability should be more than just a buzzword.

Size Chart
SizeXSSMLXLXXL3XL4XL
Women’s Size24/68/1012/1416/1820/2224/2628/30
Body Length (Back)25 1/22626 1/22727 1/22828 1/229
Bust (Flat)17 3/818 3/819 3/820 7/822 3/823 7/825 7/827 7/8
Sleeve Length (CB)1313 1/21414 5/815 1/415 7/816 1/217 1/8
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